Go AWOL!

First, an amazing must-have item for all you alcoholics, both functional and not. It is called AWOL.

What is it you ask? It is a contraption that turns alcohol into a mist, vaporizing it and mixing it with oxygen it so it can be...get this...inhaled! The result? Drunkenness with a mild euphoria!

Check it out, it is freakin' cool. What a great item to have for a party! Or for just plain any ol' reason!

http://www.awolusa.com/page-2.htm

What will they think of next short of just injecting it straight into your veins? Hmmm...better patent that idea quick!

And it seems like there is this older lady at my work, who annoys me as she talks so loud that I can hear er from the other side of the building, but to top it off, she has such bad speech, she slurs everything that I had to ask if that is how he normally sounded or was just constantly blasted off her ass drunk. I'm still not sure which it is. Either way, she always sounds like the lady on "Cops" trying to ineffectively talk her way out of a DUI while fallling over saying "I...I...I'm not...not drunk, offisher."

Other than that, that is all. I am having lack of motivation to write in the LJ lately since I can just write in my own journal with the same efficiency. Not like it is read frequently. I'm guessing after not updating all summer, anyone who read it gave up on it anyway. Hell, I've had only one comment in the last few days and it was regarding being hit by a car.

If that's what it takes, my body might not be able to withstand more than one entry a month anyway. The more interesting, thoughtful, or personally meaningful ones seem pointless, so maybe I'll just stick to ones more like this.